If you try to knock me you'll get mocked

I'll stir fry you in my wok.

That is, of course, if you're chicken and bok choy.

Stop buying "stir fry sauce" mix! Make your own!
3 tbsp Hoisin Sauce
2 tbsp Soy Sauce
2 tbsp Water
2 tbsp Cornstarch
A dash of Sriracha
Sesame Seeds and Red Pepper Flakes
Mix together thoroughly. Add to wok for the last 2 minutes of cooking.

(man the Beastie Boys are good)