The way I see it

(for funsies)

Don't decorate your home with tons of things with faces.

Whipped cream does not belong on a morning beverage.

Cook your own meals.

Unless you've actually been to Paris, stop decorating with Paris and France-themed things. It's overdone and tacky.

Don't wear a concert tee from a show that you didn't actually attend.

Yes, you need to vacuum at least twice a week. I don't care, make time.

If you aren't a skinny girl, there's nothing terribly wrong with that, as long as you don't try to dress like one.

Reading a recipe does not make you a good cook.

I don't care how much you hate dishes, good food should not be served on paper plates.

There's never an excuse to be fat. Yes, that sounds mean, but it's unhealthy and it isn't hard to get off your ass for 30 minutes a day. Seriously.

Sequins don't belong on your jeans.

Always read the book before you consider seeing the movie.

Never skimp when it comes to things you eat, put on your face, or wear on your feet.

Parmesan cheese in a can is not food.

Neither is a chicken McNugget.

Audrey Hepburn does not belong on t-shirts or wall art.

American beer doesn't belong in your refrigerator.
Nor does Mike's Hard anything.

If you stir your caramel macchiato, the gods of coffee will smite you.

On an unrelated side note, I saw that someone on Facebook posted something that said, "I'm glad there have been physical attacks against the idiots that voted for health care reform." These are my countrymen. Awesome. Seriously? How sick does that make you? Who's the idiot?
What are your views on this statement? Whether or not you agree completely with what's being done, is it really ever okay to be thankful for violence? Narrow minded? Uninformed? Just plain stupid, maybe?